Dear God,
It simply isn’t fair
that you took my Dad away
because, with all due respect,
he’d rather time with me anyway…
It’s not that you aren’t special
it’s just that you’re no me,
and I’m no you (hallelujah!)
so give him back, you see!
God, if you cannot find a way
i’ll learn to not be mad
and forever give you thanks
for the world’s most ‘effing brilliant Dad.
catherinesietkiewicz.com 
Ransom letter to an unknown address. by Catherine J.F. Sietkiewicz Dear God,
It simply isn’t fair that you took my Dad away because, with all due respect, he’d rather time with me anyway…
It’s not that you aren’t special it’s just that you’re no me, and I’m no you (hallelujah!) so give him back, you see!
God, if you cannot find a way i’ll learn to not be mad and forever give you thanks for the world’s most brilliant Dad.
SHOULD BE… “ITS JUST THAT YOU’RE NOT ME”
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I like the “no,” I’ll sleep on your creative suggestion as a well respected peer and evident member of the language police! Hahaha, hope you’re well! 🙂