Diana Ross

I always feel a little bit sorry
For men who compliment on my
“nice, long, straight hair,”
Jokes on you bud.
I’m actually a swamp monster.
I’m really Diana Ross from The Supremes –
In a hundred and five per cent humidity.
Big as Russia and as thick as the Great Wall is long,
But thank you none the less.

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